1. Sexuality?
Straight, but possibly slightly bi-curious.

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
I'd love to meet Alan Rickman or David Tennant or Doug Jones. I'd also love to meet my internet friends.

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
That requires movement, so no.

4) What do you think about most?
My weight, financial issues, lack of a relationship, where I am going in my life.

5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
It's a message from Verizon telling me I've used about 75% of my data for the month.

6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
With, always. I like my PJs.

7) What's your strangest talent?
I'm really good at sounding like a guinea pig.

8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)
Girls are sexualized too much in the media.
Boys don't need to be 'buff' to be hot.

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
Nope.

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
Not sure.

11) Do you have any strange phobias?
Slants. I hate standing / walking / driving on any sort of incline.

12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
I'm sure everyone has.

13) What's your religion?
Non-religious.

14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
Fursuiting.

15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
In front of it.

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
I don't really have one so I'm going to say The Beatles.

17) What was the last lie you told?
I don't remember. I don't really lie.

18) Do you believe in karma?
No.

19) What does your username mean?
It is the name of my fursona - Kalias.

20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
Greatest weaknesses - Overly emotional (on all levels)
Greatest strength - Fiercely loyal and caring of my friends.

21) Who is your celebrity crush?
Greg Proops

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
No

23) How do you vent your anger?
By talking with friends, ranting on Facebook, and lots of crying.

24) Do you have a collection of anything?
I am barely starting a shot glass collection.

25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
Either works fine for me.

26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
No, not at all.

27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
I hate the sound of crying babies (or screaming children in general).
My favorite sound is the voice of my comic I adore.

28) What's your biggest "what if"?
What if I wasn't fat?

29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
Ghosts I am not sure, aliens yes because I find it hard to believe that as massive as the universe is we would be the only place of existing life.

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm
Right my ocelot plushie.
Left my purse.

31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
Cheesecake.

32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
Not going to say, it was that traumatic for me.

33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
West

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
Comics are what I am attracted to, not singers.

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
Comedy.

36) Define Art.
No.

37) Do you believe in luck?
Sometimes

38) What's the weather like right now?
Cold. :(

39) What time is it?
1:48 PM

40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
I do drive, I have never crashed (knock on wood).

41) What was the last book you read?
Been a while since I've read a book. I don't have time.

42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
No

43) Do you have any nicknames?
People at work call me 'Dion'. Others sometimes call me 'Di'.

44) What was the last movie you saw?
Delivery Man (it was mehhhh)

45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
Three torn ligaments in my leg from falling down a flight of stairs.

v46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
Yes

47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
Comedians.

48) What's your sexual orientation?
Already answered this.

49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
Loads. :(

50) Do you believe in magic?
Not really.

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
Yes and no. Depends on what they did and how recently.

52) What is your astrological sign?
Taurus

53) Do you save money or spend it?
I spend like crazy sadly.

54) What's the last thing you purchased?
A hamburger and fries at a pub.

55) Love or lust?
Love

56) In a relationship?
No, never been in one. Would like to be.

57) How many relationships have you had?
0

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Nope

59) Where were you yesterday?
Working most of the day, and then I went to a British pub with a friend to vent.

60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
My bathrobe I am wearing right now is pink.

61) Are you wearing socks right now?
Nope

62) What's your favorite animal?
Ocelot (duh :P )

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
If I knew that, then someone might like me.

64) Where is your best friend?
Probably sleeping because she loves to sleep and she's been sick lately.

65) Spit or swallow?
Not even going to acknowledge this one.

66) What is your heritage?
English, German, French, Polish

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
Leaving the bar.

68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
.....

70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
Well we'd have a lot in common.

71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
Get someone else to save the dog and continue to work because I can't have a roof over my head and have food on my plate if I am not working.

72) You are at the doctor's office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
A) Yes, immediately.
B) Spend time with friends, travel, see my comedians as much as possible.
C) Everyone is pretty much.

73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
Love, because real love includes trust automatically.

74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
YMCA. Cheesy but true.

75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
4084

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
Trust, honesty, loyalty, communication, common interests, understanding, compassion and most importantly, love. <--- Not my answer but it's perfect so I'm keeping it.

77) How can I win your heart?
*points above* Have those traits.

78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
Possibly.

79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
Moving out of Utah.

80) What size shoes do you wear?
11

81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
"I'm Not Dead, I'm Just Resting"

82) What is your favorite word?
Quinkydink

83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
Valentine's

84) What is a saying you say a lot?
"Take the nope train to nopefuckthatville."

85) What's the last song you listened to?
"One of the boys" by Katy Perry. Don't judge it's on shuffle.

86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
Blue!

87) What is your current desktop picture?
A picture of Greg and I.

88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
A certain group of people who have harassed and stalked me for years...

89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
I'm pretty much an open book.

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
First see if it's a prank by friends. If not friends.... pull out my sword and go Link on their asses.

91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
The ability to fly. Also, reading mind would be cool.

92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Probably the time I went out for drinks with the guys from Whose Line.

93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
The night of the hellhole.

94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
Meh.

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Either California or England.

96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
Nope

97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
Nope

98) Ever been on a plane?
Many, many times.

99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
Way too much to write on here. Not going to go into a political rant.