dastiger
Prestrafaylatora
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Traditional Artist/Photographer | Registered: May 20, 2006 12:15
Co-Owner of Whistling Timbers Photography and Great Lakes Thunder Productions
"I'm sorry. Did I hurt your feelings? I was aiming for your balls."
"I'm not just cute. I'm 'bite-your-bottom-lip-and-think-of-all-the-naughty-things-you-want-to-do-to-me' cute." =)
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dastiger
Prestrafaylatora
About the Dragoness:
Classification: Culinary Genius
Type: Perfectionist Extraordinaire
Number of Years Professional: 15+ years
Number of Years Cooking Unofficially: 27 years
Specialty: steaks; poultry/foul; pastry
☼Motto/Words to Live By☼
Never surrender, never quit, take no prisoners, give no quarter, destroy what destroys you. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you have absolutely no right to laugh at others. Live like there's no tomorrow, love unconditionally, give often, and let no one take away your pride.
www.iamawesome.com
♣♣♣100% Evil: You are completely evil, there's no question about that. People should be afraid of you, very afraid. There isn't anything good inside of you at all. What's wrong with you?♣♣♣
☼Alot of this following is true☼
I'm a handful, I'm strong-willed, independent, a bit outspoken, and I tell it like it is. I make mistakes, I am sometimes out of control, and at times, hard to handle. But, if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
☼A little about me☼
I'm blunt and will tell you exactly what I am thinking, when I am thinking it, and usually without sugar-coating it. You will either love me or hate me [I don't give you the option to LIKE me].
I'm cynical, sarcastic, bitter, aggressively anti-social, and have this general hatred towards the human race. But I'm funny...those that truly know me say hilarious, but I think they're on something [I make others laugh til they can't breathe]. I love my closest friends; I keep them close and would do anything for them. What you see is what you get, but don't judge me too quickly or you might be sorry.
I'm usually reserved and NO, I don't like answering personal questions, especially if I JUST met you. For those that are close to me, you have a friend for life. For the one that I love and/or care about, you have someone that will never give up on you, that will always have the shoulder for you to lean on, who will be through it all with you, thick and thin, better or worse. A devoted soul with a compassionate, loving nature that will give a 125% of everything that I am, and not expect it in return. And a heart that will only belong to you. That is my promise.
My promise is my bond.
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☼I'm always one for a good laugh☼
Your Callsign Is "Reaper."
Rumor has it, Satan's already told God that you're not welcome in Hell 'cause you might cause problems. You are the pinnacle of elite warrior status. Even Chuck Norris fears you - a little. (You read that right...Chuck Norris fears me.)
Urban, Jungle, and Desert Warfare- Both United States and British Training
-Guerrilla Warfare – The use of Mobile Military Tactics
-Conventional Warfare
-Military Operations in Urban Terrain (MOUT)
-Fighting in Fortified Objectives (FOFO)
-Operations in Built-Up Areas (OBUA)
-Fighting In Someone’s House (FISH)
-Fighting In Someone’s House and Causing Havoc In People’s Streets (FISH & CHIPS)
NOTE: I have two sides to me, which equal out to my two dragon fursonas. You may never know which one you will get. Khyrsaraylynx is my compassionate, nice side, which I'm in alot, but sometimes the Selena side comes out, which is the more opinionated, "I could care less for your feelings", hater-loathing fursona. They are like yin and yang, day and night.___________________________________________,d88`******__________________
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bir [check out Bir's shop!! TAILS!! <3 http://forums.furaffinity.net/threa.....in-and-get-one. ]Khyrsaraylynx is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Khyrsaraylynx may cause addiction, nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. In severe cases, Khyrsaraylynx can cause internal bleeding, stroke and/or heart failure, blue balls, insanity, immaturity, or even death by laughter. Ask your doctor if Khyrsaraylynx is right for you.
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