Though I rarely post anything anywhere like this, I found this particular meme on Bobingabout's page and I liked the questions. Mostly because I'm extremely cynical.

[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?

Yes, but that's because I don't care what most people think about my opinions.

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized, and become a strung-out, whithered hust of a man/woman you are now?

No. I don't touch any drugs, legal or otherwise. That is, unless you count aspirin in that list.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?

Very much for. And not for the same tired reasons either. Abortion is a viable way to control the population and prevent unwanted children from being born. A fetus is not a life, it's a fetus. For it to be a life, it has to be born. However, do it early while it's not so disgusting to perform one.

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?

No. There have been numerous successful female leaders throughout history and none of them have done any worse than their male counterparts.

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?

Yes. Not as a deterrent either since that's complete bullshit. I'm all for it so some piece of shit doesn't sit in jail for sixty years eating valuable tax dollars that can be spent elsewhere. But be goddamned sure he, or she, is irrefutably guilty. In this day and age, it's not hard. Let's hear it for DNA.

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?

Yes. This would keep low-level offenders out of prisons to free it up for people who belong there. Joe Pothead who smokes a fat blunt, eats a bag of Doritos and goes to sleep isn't hurting anyone. And... the police would still be able to pull your ass over for a DUI.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?

Premarital sex is a fucking laugh. Go forth and satisfy that crazy lust. But at least do it safely.

[08] Do you believe in God?

No. I am a staunch atheist and I will never waiver in that mindset. That said, I also have serious issues with religion and all of its negative influence. Sorry Catholics, feeding fifty homeless people does not overshadow the pedophilia.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?

Oh hell yes. Consider that the definition of marriage has changed from "good for family ties and keeping wealth" to "omg love" in the past few centuries, anyone should be able to express their love through marriage and not be shunned just because some religious hustlers said it was "immoral."

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?

This is up in the air. I have no problems with immigration, I really don't. Really, there's only one thing I want from anyone who want to move here: sign the guestbook on the way in. Make us aware and you're good to go. Have a happy life.

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?

No. Nine times out of ten it's a rape child anyway. No one wants that constant reminder shaming them forever. Unless the girl says she really wants to, sorry... the fetus goes.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?

Yes. A thousand times yes. If you can vote, buy and view porn, smoke and volunteer to die in the military, why not trash your liver at the same time? 21 feels so arbitrary and lowering it... I really doubt anything catastrophic would occur.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?

Yes, and it should have been called off in 2006. It's a drain on our already failing economy and it's cramming more debt on top of the massive debt we have already. I agreed with war for about a year and then it nosedived. It's time to get the fuck out and stay out.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?

No. Euthanasia is amazing. I'm in serious, terminal pain and I can magically be out of it with one injection? Bring that on. Life is sacred. That's probably the biggest joke in human history right next to religion.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?

You bet your ass I do. I was spanked as a child and it sure made me think twice about acting like a spoiled brat. I have no lasting psychological effects. Hell, most of the people who believe spanking is traumatizing have never had children. Let them try their wimpy methods and see how far it goes.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?

Even though I love my country, yes, I would for a million dollars. I don't care if it's even before taxes. I could use the money anyway.

[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?

Obama hands down. Not just because he's a better orator, but because I actually agreed with his politics. Not because he's a democrat or anything, though. He actually spoke to some issues I had concerns about. McCain sealed his fate when he chose Sarah Palin as his VP. She's a fucking airhead who has no business anywhere near the kind of power she could potentially have.

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

No. If they don't like it, too bad motherfucker.

[19] The President has been kidnapped by NINJAS! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President??

Only if I was a pirate.