[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
PROBABLY!

[02] Would you do Meth if it was legalized?
Nope, why would you do Meth anyway? Do bullet in the head, best drug ever.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?
For it. Medical complications, rape, failed birth control, so on. I don't of course think abortions should replace safe sex but there are any army of reasons why abortions should be allowed.

[04] Do you think a country would fail with a female president?
Women have served in higher forms of authority like singular monarchs I don't see why presidency would be beyond a woman's ability.

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
I've waffled on this issue a lot but ultimately no, people should not be put to death in a system of correction even if they are beyond resocialization. There's no valid reason for a standardized execution system in a civilized legal system for all but the most extreme and rare circumstances. It's not that I am against the idea of a person killing for self defense, I am against the idea of executing an already defeated individual.

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes. It's not an awful drug, no more so than cigarettes and alcohol. Also because I'm honestly getting really tired of everyone talking about it. Besides everyone knows all the cool kids do the hip and cool bullet in the head drug, you're just a pretender if you're doing pot >=|

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
The issue of premarital sex is a religious rule. Marriage is not a religious union, therefore not an issue.

[08] Do you believe in God?
I do not, not because I *believe* there is no god but because there is no evidence that suggests there is one in any sense. God is not real in a scientific sense since God can not be measured, observed or detected. Basically if we could analyze God in the same way we could analyze a microbe, a carbon atom or a burrito I would believe God is real. But since we can't I have to say this burrito is not only more real than god, it also has more power than god!

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Of course and I don't mean that European limp wrist Civil Union stuff, I want full on buttfucking Same Sex Marriage.

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
It's a problem and while I have no actual issue with people immigrating illegally I do have an issue with them staying illegal while within the United States. They need to once within this nation attempt to legalize themselves otherwise they become a legal and economical burden to this nation.

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
No. She is unfit to be a mother and the process will damage both her and the child forever.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Yes. I know why they did it because Teenage drivers are the most dangerous drivers but it seems like the solution is to make drunk driving a heavier crime rather than upping the age limit. You're 18 can vote and run for power in our mighty republic but OH FUCK BEER YOU'RE SO OUT OF THIS MIGHTY REPUBLIC.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
No simple gesture or answer can be given on this. I would like the war to be called off the instant we felt we had the desire to leave but what I want is purely pertaining to me and my country. What *I* want is not always what is best for the world. The US's continued presence while not necessarily needed in a military sense is necessary for the region's continued stability. We're still in South Korea, Kosovo and Kuwait after all.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
It goes against a doctor's Hippocratic oath: Do no harm, so I do not believe it should be done in the whole Kevorkian-esque way. Assisted suicide is a tough call because it opens up so many legal loop holes. I think this: if you want to end yourself you can consent to your own demise to be carried out with the same legal clout and presence a prison execution does. Meaning you have to be psychologically evaluated, go through all the legal motions and finally have you anonymously executed. The Terminally-ill however should be allowed to end themselves if it is completely fruitless and do nothing but stave off death for a few painful and short moments.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Not really, I don't think the single act of spanking fucks up a child but I can see it spiraling out of control quickly. A good parent needs to know the difference between actual discipline and just wailing on their kid. Even drill sergeants know the difference.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Sure I'd burn the Canadian flag. As for the US one I'd burn it for a million, hell I've retired US flags and I didn't get payed a million for that!

[17] Who do you think would have made a better president? McCain or Obama?
Well me of course but since I didn't get a huge voter turnout: Obama.

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
No one posts here =(