is going to rape me unless I do this

Where are you staying?
THE HYATT. Where the con is apparently.

What day are you getting there?
Thursday, afternoonish

Who will you be with?
, , and friends

Do you do free art?
I don't /do/ art

Do you do trades?
I do not

Do you do commissions?
I don't do this ART thing

Do you do badges?
NOPE

What is your gender?
Dude

How old are you?
19

Are you taken?
Yes

What suits will you have?
NONE.

Do you talk in suit?
never

Can I touch you?
Keep it below the belt

There is a squeaker in your suit! Can I play with it!!??
My ladyfriend is the squeaker

Can I talk to you?
Yes, you may

Can I take you out for a bite to eat?
Mmm, food is my favourite. Sure.

Can I buy you a drink?
Something fruity

What do you plan to drink?
I may have to

Can I give you lots of money?
YES PLEASE

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
If you can get around

How tall are you?
5'10"

You look pissed off out of suit can I come up to you?
Go ahead, I have all my shots.

Are you nice?
Incredibly

Are you cliquey?
no

Can I stalk you?
If you're awesome

Do you like parties?
PERHAPS. A little.

Will you be at the dances?
I can't dance, but I can FLAIL

If i see you, how should i get your attention?
Do a sexy dance

Can I hang out with you?
If you can tolerate my weaseljacket

How can I find you?
I'll be with this lady. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6828695/

Can I take your picture?
SURE. Just get my good side

Did you like doing this meme?
As long as I don't get RAPED