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Watcher | Registered: Jun 5, 2012 09:00
This here's th' gallery o' Lagerstone, th' Biggest Billy Goat Gruff.
It's all art that I've either commissioned, or that folks have given to me over th' years.
I'm a big brown billy goat with a gigantic appetite an' a gingerbread addiction.
FurryMUCK description:
William Lagerstone Gruff is a big ol' billy goat morph. In fact, he's the Biggest Billy Goat Gruff. He stands about seven feet tall, not counting the rough, black horns that curve up another foot or two above his head. He's big, muscular, shaggy and a little dangerous-looking, but there's a good-natured glint in his big brown eyes. Looks like he eats purty good, too -- he's got a big ol' belly.
His wool's a rich brown color, shadin' into a brown so dark it's almost black on his head an' hooves an' forearms.
Between that shaggy wool an' that big belly, he don't need t'wear much t'stay modest. Right now, he's just wearin' a kilt. He carries a pretty darned big axe, but you get the feeling that iffen he got in a fight, he'd just toss it to one side and use them horns to open up the proverbial can o' whup-ass.
It's all art that I've either commissioned, or that folks have given to me over th' years.
I'm a big brown billy goat with a gigantic appetite an' a gingerbread addiction.
(I kin quit any time I want! I cain't jus' leave half a cottage, though, can I? might as well finish it off ...)
FurryMUCK description:
William Lagerstone Gruff is a big ol' billy goat morph. In fact, he's the Biggest Billy Goat Gruff. He stands about seven feet tall, not counting the rough, black horns that curve up another foot or two above his head. He's big, muscular, shaggy and a little dangerous-looking, but there's a good-natured glint in his big brown eyes. Looks like he eats purty good, too -- he's got a big ol' belly.
His wool's a rich brown color, shadin' into a brown so dark it's almost black on his head an' hooves an' forearms.
Between that shaggy wool an' that big belly, he don't need t'wear much t'stay modest. Right now, he's just wearin' a kilt. He carries a pretty darned big axe, but you get the feeling that iffen he got in a fight, he'd just toss it to one side and use them horns to open up the proverbial can o' whup-ass.
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PSA: FAKE WOOL (UPDATE)
6 years ago
UPDATE:
DirttLagerstone got back to me. We cleared matters up.
Looks like this was a case o' "The Sincerest Form Of Flattery" after all.
But hey, it got me back on FA again!
~Lagerstone
Looks like someone's gone an' dubbed himself DirttLagerstone, listin' his species as "Coyote" an' "Goat."
Fer th' record, THIS GUY AIN'T ME.
I've been th' one an' only Lagerstone th' Goat since 2005, All Wool an' A Yard Wide, maybe two or three yards some days. Accept No Substitutes!
Reckon I should establish my bona fides:
= "Gruff" on FurryMUCK since 2001.
= "Lagerstone Graff" on Second Life since 2005.
= "Lagerstone" on FA since 2012.
= I was on AIM an' Skype as "Lagerstone," but those accounts are long gone
= I ain't got no Telegram, because I am old an' cranky.
"Lagerstone" ain't exactly a common name. It weren't no name at all afore I logged onto Second Life; that's why I done used it.
~ WLG, BBGG
DirttLagerstone got back to me. We cleared matters up.
Looks like this was a case o' "The Sincerest Form Of Flattery" after all.
But hey, it got me back on FA again!
~Lagerstone
Looks like someone's gone an' dubbed himself DirttLagerstone, listin' his species as "Coyote" an' "Goat."
Fer th' record, THIS GUY AIN'T ME.
I've been th' one an' only Lagerstone th' Goat since 2005, All Wool an' A Yard Wide, maybe two or three yards some days. Accept No Substitutes!
Reckon I should establish my bona fides:
= "Gruff" on FurryMUCK since 2001.
= "Lagerstone Graff" on Second Life since 2005.
= "Lagerstone" on FA since 2012.
= I was on AIM an' Skype as "Lagerstone," but those accounts are long gone
= I ain't got no Telegram, because I am old an' cranky.
"Lagerstone" ain't exactly a common name. It weren't no name at all afore I logged onto Second Life; that's why I done used it.
~ WLG, BBGG
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Alternative!
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Goats, Vixens, Wuffs
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ALL OF IT
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"Why settle fer six-pack abs when you could have a KEG?"
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