Desperately needs to rewrite profile...Profile hasn't been touched in at least 6 years...Is too lazy...Bleeeehhhhh...

'Well, it's the end of the world. I'll be right back.'

Greetings and welcome to my pixelated domain! I'm your friendly neighborhood misanthrope, and everyone's favorite evil overlord. If I am not your favorite evil overlord, the zombie-cyborgs will be along shortly to "adjust" your perspective.

While secluded deep in the bowels of my secret moonbase I produce, at random intervals, some poetry.

My non-poetic literature is currently classified as a weapon of mass destruction, and has been hidden in the basement until it can be refined.

I am prone to experiencing Total Existence Failures and disappearing from the face of the universe for extended periods of time. I believe this to be a result of research on The Device and have reclassified myself as an anomaly of physics until such time as this has been resolved. In the meantime, should I vanish, do not fear, for I shall return to rule you all once again...eventually...hopefully...

My interests include science, philosophy, psychology, etc. Unfortunately, I am bad at the math. However, I'm perfectly at home with the abstract and theoretical.

I am also a complete and utter nerd. Video games, anime, cheesy sci-fi, the whole bit.

Oh, and did I mention annihilation of the universe? I'm pretty sure I mentioned annihilation of the universe.

I listen to too much Marilyn Manson. I also like Chopin. And a few things in between. Hooray for totally incoherent taste in music.

I might be a misanthrope and a cynic, but if you're friendly I'm friendly. It's that simple.

Every cynic is an idealist underneath.

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Current WIP: The Voice From the Pillow