Ba-dun, ba-dun
H-hello? Gulp Hello? Is anyone out there?
... Huff 'I've got this. Deep breaths.'
So, I just flew in from the east coast. Damn flight attendants never brought me my peanuts! Can you believe it?
'Uh, where was I? Right.'
So, I was just on deviantart.com and was browsing some art when I found a piece quite unrelated to what I was searching for. Ever the curious feline, I clicked it. I ended up looking through the person's art, finding many watermarked with "furaffinity.net", and managed to get the balls together to visit here. Really. I have a small pile of golf balls, tennis balls, you name it, next to me as I type this. 'This is easy!'
Moving along, I'm going to spend the next twenty minutes looking for an "Upload Story" button, since I have to get off of this computer by midnight. It doesn't turn into a pumpkin, it just turns into a pillow, and the last time I used it, I had to replace it. My old computer had nearly 20GB of music on it, not to mention at least 10 unfinished stories! Now I use a flash drive. Learn from the past.

Well, that's about it. All I need to do is find the Upload button, a neat catchphrase, and a finished story.

Leo