A: Are you a virgin?
..no

B: 3 biggest pet peeves
1) "washing the starch off potatoes"
2) feet
3) when people don't have common sense... I can't even tell you how much it drives me insane uhh

C: Celebrity crush?
Rachel Maddow

D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
It depends on the day I guess, today I wouldn't change anything, I'm really happy with the way things turned out.


E: Do you smoke?
Nah

F: Do you drink?
Once in a very great while

G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
Oh jeeze um... well I...oh jeezus Idk, idk...anywhere from a 4 to a 9 depending on the day

H: Longest relationship and with who?
 Blizzface aka Libby, one year four months and counting

I: 5 turn ons
1) quick biting wit
2) really open, not like spill your guts open but...willing to try new things
3) strong/dominant
4) fun
5) romantic

J: 5 turn offs
1) ignorance
2) oh god feet. like...oh god you don't even know
3) anger.... I just freak out cus I don't get it
4) no sense of humor
5) ...idk lies


K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
Nothings wrong, I'm fine, or "oh, NO! I'm not a giant homo mom"


L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
If I had found them before Libby :P...in all seriousness though its not super important to me

M: What is your sexual orientation?
I didn't really feel like this was super invasive till I started to do it... I guess I'm actually...technically bi...but um... ughghghgh

N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with.
trustworthy
logical
super duper smart
FUN
affectionate


O: Who are you crushing on right now?
:3 pssh my little bear duh

P: Who is your bestfriend?
Libby, Smam, Joe, David, um....other people

Q: Your guilty pleasure?
...my daily icecream...and stuff


R: Who was your first kiss?
...Libby...I'm lying, I feel so guilty

S: Do looks matter to you?
yes...it totally matters you sillies


T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
Ha...ha...ha....about that...well um...its not my fault, I need to do laundry

U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs?
...I fluctuate between a D and a DD

V: How far have you gone?
...;D

W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
Yes, okay, you got me

X: Are you circumcised?
Totes

Y: Do you name your private parts?
....no

Z: Do you pee in the shower?
... also no