Hey, name's Lucifer Bifrons Alastor Surgat, but, of course I know that's a lot to remember, so, just call me Alastor.

I'm 14 years old and, as of right now I'm a girl, but I plan to get a sex change, so, yeah. As a career, I'd love to be a professional hip-hop dancer, so, when I'm 18 and if the show is still going, I'd like to audition for "So You Think You Can Dance."

Believe it or not, I'm actually a Christian, but I always found hellhounds interesting, never said I was the best example of a Christian, but, I'm a Christian.

I'm a bit shy when it comes to meeting new people, but, if I warm up to you enough, I'll be quite the spaz. Though, I will warn you and say I have anger issues, so if I say something offensive I ask you not to take it to heart, I always seem to do that without actually meaning to do so. I also have ADHD, so don't find it awkward if I'm just staring off into distance, I find myself doing so when people are talking to me, then I just end up having to ask them what they said. I can also be, really hyper due to the ADHD, not using these things as excuses for anything I do, just warning you about the things that are needed to know about. I've got plenty of disorders but those two are the most important. I also suffer depression on the occasion.

But anywaaaaaaaaaays,

I'm awkward
I run around like a freak if I know you well enough
I act like the strangest thing with my friends or cousin in public
Hugs are friggin' amazing