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Watcher | Registered: Jun 30, 2011 05:26

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Dear folks, if you have come to complain that you have been watched by us or are highly offended that we have commented on your page

Please refrain from doing so. We offer a general apology to anyone we have upset and would to assure you that our comments are only an attempt to spread our self about like so much strawberry jam

We will only ever comment once on a page if you so desire.

For all of you who have not come to bitch and moan, please tell all of your friends and stalkers that you would appreciate them not being Lurkey Turkeys

Then, when they ask "What the crap is a Lurkey Turkey?" you can direct them to us and then they will know

And we will be spread about like so much peanut butter on toast

Thank you

Lurky Turkey, or Lurkey Turkey, is a term used to describe or pinpoint a person who lurks on profile pages for various reasons.

Feel free to refer to your friends and others as "Lurky Turkeys" when they display these behaviors:
Lurking to discover when someone is online
Lurking to discover who someone has been talking to
Lurking to discover what people think about each other
Lurking to see what other people say about a particular someone
Lurking because it is three am and they have nothing better to do

Spread it around, man!

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We are the Lurky Turkeys of the west-ish coast

14 years ago

And we need your help little turkeys! Spread us around and make our name known ^^ I'm sure you all have someone that's a little too creepy for their own good, who lurks over your page and everything you post. Brandish them a Lurky Turkey to let them know you don't wanna deal with it anymore.