Stolen from Rabid

1. How old will you be in five years?
25

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Wow...nobody actually

3. How tall are you?
5'9"

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Being there for my daughter's 1st birthday.

5. What's the last movie you saw?
Hanna

6. Who was the last person you called?
Misty. (She is the only person I actually call)

7. Who was the last person to call you?
My NCO

8. What was the last text message you received?
"Can I get a ride to work with you?"

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
I do not allow voicemails.

10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Watching something on Adult Swim. (I couldn't sleep)

12. Are your parents married/divorced?
They were never married...

13. What time did you wake up today?
4:15

14. What color are your eyes?
Blue

15. What are you wearing right now?
ACUs

16. What’s your least favorite part of sex?
I forgot what sex was like. 0_o

17. Do you like Christmas songs?
Nah

18. Do you have a favorite place or places?
Bed

19. Do you have a least favorite place or places?
Work

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Where ever she is.

21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Behind a desk, telling Privates what to do.

22. Do you tan or burn?
I don't give the sun an opportunity to show me.

23. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Lately, without.

24. Would you ever wear a thong?
Would you?

25. How big is your bed?
Queen

26. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The Beavecoon!

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
A phone...

28. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
...

29. What color are your sheets?
Black

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
About 4 or 5

31. What is your favorite season?
Fall. I like hoodie weather

33. What do you like about winter?
Driving in snow.

34. What do you like about the summer?
Swimming

35. What is your favorite aspect of spring?
Allergies?

36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
2

37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Are you trying to steal my identity?

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Bare feet

39. Are you a social person?
Not at all

40. What was the last thing you ate?
Grilled cheese sandwich.

41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Smokey bones

42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Neapolitan

43. What is your favorite dessert?
Cake

44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Tomato

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Grape

46. Do you like Chinese food?
Yep

47. Do you like coffee?
Yes

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Too many

49. What do you drink in the morning?
Pepsi

50. What church/temple/synagogue/other do you attend?
Saturday Morning Cartoons

51. When was the last time you went to church/temple/synagogue/other?
???

52. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not really meant it?
No

53. Do you like to cuddle?
Yes

54. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
No

55. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
My daughter to grow up healthy and happy to go on and have a family of her own.

56. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
Yeah

57. Do you believe in ghosts?
No

58. Do you know how to play poker?
Kind of

59. Do you want kids?
I already have one.

60. Do you speak any other languages?
jcytvnmbcvhikvjhvjhtfvnbv hj

61. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
3

62. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
PT

63. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
Yes

64. When flying, do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window

65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
Yes

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Money?

67. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
Card

68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s?
Pawn Shop shows

69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yepperrrrrrs <---

70. Who is the funniest person you know?


71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
No

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Vibrate

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
No

74. What red object is closest to you right now?
My debit card

75. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
Out of bordom.

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Big bear

78. Do you flirt a lot?
No

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
BBQ

80. What are you most afraid of?
Not answering

81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Yeah

82. Have you ever run out of gas?
No

83. Sum yourself up in 10 words or less.
y, o, u, r, s, e, l, and f

84. If you were an evil bastard, what would you be doing?
Handstands

85. What was the last book you read?
Introduction to Physics (I know, right?)

86. Do you read the newspaper?
Sometimes

87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No

89. Do you watch soap operas?
No

90. If you were taking a poop and eating a bowl of cereal at the same time and you dropped the cereal, which would you do: finish pooping then clean up the cereal or clean up the cereal then finish pooping?
...

91. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
My daughter's ultrasound pictures

92. Jane Austen, yea or nay?
Who the hell is that?

93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Smoke break

94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Citrus

95. What is your favorite board game?
I have no idea

97. How is your relationship with your mother?
Not answering...

98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
My 6th grade Science teacher.

99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
3 weeks, (I was forced to)

100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
I can't even think of the last person to do something special for me...let alone EXTRA special.