I'm poor, and I have only a little time to spend my me funds each month before like clockwork something happens to eat away at those funds. I don't regret what I spent my money on but every time I spend my moneylife seems to love cockslapping me with things I really wanted

A dream artist opening commissions for the first time in over a year? Life waits till I've already spent my money
A Hat in Time releases on consoles? Not till after I'm broke
A slot for a pic I wanted to secure a gift for a friend? not open till after I am broke.

Fuck Life in the ass with a rusty nail bat