How do I FA again?...Oh here is this thing

Q: Where are you staying?
A: Main Hotel. With crazy people.

Q: When will you be arriving and leaving?
A: Thursday and leaving Sunday, because that's what Jesus wants

Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A: Some Samurai Rabbit thing, His ears smells like California rolls.

Q: Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
A: EVERYWHERE AT ONCE

Q: What/where will you be eating?
A: I will sustain myself on the energy of the universe...yep Universe Juice....it's got ELECTROLYTES

Q: Will you be having a room party?
A: NOOOOOPE

Q: Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
A: Seeing as I gave up being sober for Lint. Yes.

PERSONAL STUFF:

Q: What is your gender?
A: Pudding cup with a penis

Q: How tall are you?
A: 6...something

Q: If I approach you, will you chat with me?
A: Depends on your pH

Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention?
A: You must ignite a set of fireworks to spell out my name in a dazzling light show, but since you can't do that indoors, just say "Hey Yo bitch!"

Q: How many furry conventions have you attended?
A: A fox buttload.

Q: Do you own a fursuit?
A: Nope, he fulfilled his blood oath

PERMISSIONS:

Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you?
A: Oh this is one of those furry things isn't it? The snuggling? Hugs are fine (WASH YOUR ASS) Don't know why you would snuggle with me though. Clearly I'm not

Q: How can I find you?
A: If you see a black and green creature phasing between 2 dimensions hovering around the con space so much so that it appears as if it can levitate and open an void that would devour the entirety of the city. STOP SMOKING THAT ISH. Drugs are bad....mmkay

Q: Can I look in your sketchbook?
A: What the Suck is a fketchbook?

Q: May I buy you drinks?
A: May I call you my bestie?

Q: May I take your picture?
A: Go ahead, but there are better things to take pictures of. I'm not a animal thing......yet

MISCELLANEOUS:

Q: Do you do do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
A: I ain't got them artin abilities down yet

Q: Do you have a table in the Artist Alley / Dealer's Den or a panel in the Art Show? If so, what are you selling?
A: I'll be selling dank meme fortune cookies. They come in an assortment of colors "Puke" green or "Non denominational lets eat hummus while we await the one true God" maroon.

Q: Do you plan to volunteer?
A: I volunteer to have fun at the con by not volunteering. That counts right?.......right? C'mon it has the word "volunteer in it!

Q: What's your goal for the con this year?
A: The future is in the past ONWARD AOSHIMA