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About Me Meme

[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[ ] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[X] I have many scars.
[X] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo. (getting one)
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses.
[X] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (ON MY DICK!)
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[X] I have more than 2 piercings.
[X] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles.


FAMILY/HOME LIFE

[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[X] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I have a child.
[ ] I've lost a child.

SCHOOL/WORK

[ ] I'm in school.
[x] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.

EMBARRASSMENT

[X] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[X] I've peed from laughing. (Bro i just let that shit rip i was like 7)
[x] I've snorted while laughing. *Not normally*
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something. Fixing my air soft gun, had to go accross the street and ask for some help.
[X] I've had my pants rip in public. Climbing a tree


HEALTH

[X] I was born with a disease/impairment. Born black...
[X] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[X] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed. *
[X] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[X] I've had a serious surgery.
[X] I've had chicken pox.

TRAVEL

[X] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

EXPERIENCES

[X] I've gotten lost in my city.
[X] I've seen a shooting star.
[X] I've wished on a shooting star
[X] I've seen a meteor shower.
[X] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[X] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[X] I've gone skinny dipping.
[X] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[X] I've seen the Northern lights.
[X] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[X] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi. ITS SO NASTY
[X] I've been snowboarding.

RELATIONSHIPS

[ ] I'm single.
[X] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[X] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. What can i say im a horny bastard said i love to "get it in"
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship. *I'm usually 100% honest*

SEXUALITY

[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[X] I've had a crush on a teacher. Oh hellz yea
[x] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

HONESTY

[X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world. *Not that I know of*
[X] I've cheated while playing a game.
[X] I've cheated on a test.
[x] I've run a red light.
[X] I've been suspended from school. Fighting...
[X] I've witnessed a crime. Seen alot of shit...
[X] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

DRUGS/ALCOHOL

[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[X] I regularly drink.
[X] I've passed out from drinking.
[X] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[X] I've smoked weed
[X] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[X] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[X] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem. LIKE A B0WSS
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[X] I shut others out when I'm depressed. Yes and no
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[X] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[] I've woken up crying.

DEATH

[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[X] I've seen someone dying.
[X] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[X] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[X] I've planned my own suicide. Lang ass time ago
[X] I've attempted suicide.(well as you can see it fail so cha still kicking bro)
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

MATERIALISM

[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[X] I collect comic books. Back in the day, spidermand superman all that jazz
[X] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

RANDOM

[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily. You ask me a question I'm most likely going to answer it.
[X] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[ ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[X] I curse regularly.
[X] I sing in the shower. to my penis, i think it helps it grow
[X] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I love Spam
[X] I've copied over 30 CDs in a day
[X] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[X] I've worn pajamas to school.
[X] I like Martha Stewart. She be my main bitch son
[X] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I am in love with love.
[X] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[X] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[X] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[X] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[X] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[X] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

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