Some of you may be wondering how this is possible. "Poppycock," you will say, "there's no such thing as those horrid, multi-limbed creatures found in horror novels and countless Japanese animated pornography!"

Well you, sir or madam, are an idiot.

We are very much real, and are not unlike you humans(or you furries). We have personalities, we enjoy various pastimes, and some of us even have hobbies. I, for one, draw, as my image no doubt suggests.

Unfortunately, some of the more...unscrupulous of us have tarnished our image. Why, without somehow concealing our form, the only hope of interacting and living in your world is by accepting a degrading, usually uncredited part in pornography!

This of course limits our pool of potential human interaction to a limited selection, barring the obvious choice: Raping schoolgirls. Don't get me wrong, this is a practice that is not only a sort of recent "tradition" for my kind but quite fun; I've simply had my fill of jealous so-called "Vanquishers of Evil" cutting off my multiple reproductive organs in a so called "righteous" act of racial intolerance.

Oh sure, they grow back, and usually bigger and stronger than they were, but that isn't the point! How would you HUMAN males like it if someone ran in during, say, Thanksgiving for those of you in the United States, and cut off YOUR Mr. Winky while you're eating your turkey and stuffing?! I don't think you'd like THAT very much, no sir!

I'm sorry, that outburst was somewhat uncalled for, but ths is a sensitive topic for me. I digress, however, and should get back to the point. The point is, we are often shunned by society simply because of our appearance. With this FurAffinity profile I plan to connect with you humans(and furries) on a personal level, as I have already with several others before revealing my nature here, Maybe this way you'll learn to judge me by my personality, and maybe become my friend. Who knows, maybe you'll even allow me to make sweet, sweet love to you using my legion of appendages.

We're very gentle if you only ask nicely. ;)