Just a jackalope, trying to get by with what skills he has. I'm a writer and I'm willing to write for coin. If you have coin, then I'm your guy.

Current fees are 0.03 EUR/word
No genre is too niche
No subject matter is too taboo

Poems, in any form you desire, are also an option and the price is negotiable

Empty your coffers and fill them with the ink dripping from my open veins

I have also studied psychology and I am qualified to do counseling and therapy.If you hire me I will do whatever I can to help you face and resolve your problems.
First session is free - we get to know each other and you can explain to me what troubles you.
Price is 15 EUR/40 minutes
I am also able to do personal, non-therapeutic (as in recreational or sexual) hypno-sessions for 50 EUR/hour

I'm also a minstrel. At the moment I specialize in ambient, atmospheric fantasy pieces, but I am willing and able to make any and every other style of music imaginable. Hit me up and we can discuss strategies and tactics



Also, buy us a Ko-Fi, would ya, luv?
https://ko-fi.com/mrachko50694