Ordinarily I wouldn't say anything, but this was too much...

I do overnight printing at an unnamed chain photo lab, so big surprise, people try to "slip one through" from time to time.
Now ordinarily, I could care less, but because I have a boss I have rules. They are.

1- we report child porn
2- we do not print porn
3- we do not print copyrighted images W/O a consent form

Now #1 has never come up, thankfully, but as for the other two;

I have to be able to justify why an image is not porn to my boss, so no nipples or other bits (would it look out of place on a beach)

If we print copyright material, we can get sued.

...and for either of these I get fired.

so, when you send in your order, forget the "innocent cover picture" because they don't come out of the machine in any particular order, and DON"T USE A COPYRIGHTED IMAGE FOR YOUR COVER!!

...because if I see one copyrighted image, I have to mark the order for a hold, and look through it for any other copyright images.

and if I find copyrighted porn, I have to mark, record, place on hold, wright my boss a note, wright you a warning note, and specially seal your envelope.

And what is a copyright? any professional image is considered under copyright until a certificate of ownership or release slip is presented.

and as a side note; Who the hell orders 4x6 porn pictures? Porn is for computers.