Why yes - I am, in fact, a broke high school teacher who plays the flute badly and is abused by students. Thanks for asking!

On here though, I am a snail - creatively named Snail - just poking along through life at my own pace. I am also a Norwegian Forest Cat named Deuce and a Japanese dormouse named Someday's Dreamer, depending on how I'm feeling or what life is throwing at me at the time. I don't have a ton of art yet, but I'm working on it. Please enjoy my growing collection, much of it supplied by , whose impeccable taste in artists continues to astound me.