Signs you have sold your soul to a demon named Yaoi:

- You have read so many stories about Harry/Draco that the idea of Harry/Ginny turns your stomach.
- You think Giles or Xander would be ever so much more deserving of Spike's attentions than that bitch Buffy.
- You adore Torchwood because of Jack/Ianto, Jack/John, Jack/... anyone, really.
- You secretly pray for Maxxie to start turning all the other boys gay (or at least bi).
- The word "slash" gives you warm fuzzy feelings.
- You get wet watching two guys fight, hoping it leads to kissing.
- Just the thought of your boyfriend kissing another guy almost gives you an orgasm.
- Your bestfriend tells you that you could pass for a guy and you cream yourself.

*blushes*
I have lost my soul to Yaoi...
yarg