you know all the tests i take are boring, so i made one of my own, take it if you want, or just read it for the amusement

what is the name you want to have?

do you care what kind of pop you drink not realy
we know your job sucks, what do you realy want to be?

if you had to give in to your carnal instincts you perverted person you, how would you pick up a person?

I dream of genie, what do you dream of?

if a tree falls in the forest and theres no one around to he-what are you doing with that chainsaw?

your so obsessed with this band that you kidnapped them and now they're tied up in your basement, what are you going to do with them now?

you blackmailed a plastic surgeon with photos of him doing it with a plastic mold of ben afflecs ass (i can't believe you actually sat and watched that while taking pictures you sick little monkey) and now you get one free surgery, what are you going to use it for?

oh no, you forgot to do your homework (damn you world of warcraft) and the teacher just asked you to turn in your paper, what do you do?

your hungry and you only have 10 dollars (that like 5 pounds or something) what do you do?

your walking in the park with your best friend and a lion jumps out (stupid cheap ass zoo's with their cutbacks) what do you do?

oh geez, grandma's drunk again and she's making out with the lampshade, what do you do?

coffee disolves your bones, soda give you diabetes, riding a bike paralyzes your penis, cell phones give you tumors, oreo's are packed with trans fat, arn't you getting sick of all these scientists ruining all the stuff you like?

ie dont cair much fer spellen, ar yoo won of thos tite asses that hav to get afterr averi one aboot proper spelen an grammer on blogggs an foroms?

son of a, that guy in the next lane just flipped me off i'm going to...(insert answer)

learning other languages comes in handy when need to find the nearest toilet, how many languages do you know?

should Bruce Campbell (ash from evil dead and army of darkness) star in the next freddy vs. jason movie when they DO MAKE IT, oh they will make it even if i have to kidnap them and threaten them with a cattle prod?

pokemon is so over rated, but pikachu is just too damn cute i can't help it, which pokemon do you want to be and why?

who else thinks idle hand should've been idle ass?

i typed this question with my nose, whats your special gift?

oh crap those microwave burritos arn't sitting to well and your about to let loose the god of all farts in the classroom (or office, or workplace) what are you going to do?

you see the hottest sexiest guy/girl you have every seen in your life running through the park with a baseball bat trying to kill squirrels, whats your first impression?

if animals suddenly developed speach and individual personalities, would you date one?

I'm thinking of sending the president an angry letter, maybe the letter Q, what letter would you send him?

aliens exist and has asked to live among us, do you think they'll be treated fairly?

I held m&m's in my hand for a half an hour to proove that they do melt in your hands, what have you prooven to be a lie?

my foot just fell asleep, what would you recomend I do?

a meteor is spotted just passing neptune and is headed towards earth about to destroy it and the american government wont do a thing because it'll cost too much money, so what are you going to do with you last moments?

I have been putting subliminal messages in with the questions that will make you be my loyal slave...in about 3 years, what are you going to do about it?

did you like my survey?


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