Well, I had to put something here, so here's a bunch of nonsesical nonsense:
Bunnys, Pigs, Molerats, Dragons, Yolo, Vanilla Yogurt, Blue cheese, monster mash, momamia that's a spicy meataball!
How about we play five nights at minis? How'bout a hug? I promise I won't bite... at least I won't take a bite off anything. >:3
Play him off keyboard cat!
POKEMON! Gotta catch'em all! Gotta catch'em gotta catch'em alllllll!!
Monoploy money. Frankestien.
So, two pees and a corner of cabage cheese walk into a bar, and They drink all night long to "the beetles" : "The beetles", with "Smile Everypony" playing in the background,
I have alergies. *Achooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!*
May I haz cheeseburger?
I HAVE THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!
I like trains. Yeah? Well I like chickens better! OH YEAH!! Well u suck! No you suck. No you. No you. No JUSTSHUTUP I'M TRYING TO WRITE MY PROFILE ON FURAFFINITY!!!!!!!

Ok, after that nonsense, let's get you the basic info:
I am a  Vore-furs.
I am also a  bellylovers
I prefer  Nonfatalvorefurs.
However, my story does include the occasional  FatalVoreFurs.
I will NEVER do hard vore past the extent of chewing.
Most of my stories have at least IMPLIED SOFT DIGESTION, HOWEVER, in almost every one of these cases, I use PAINLESS REGENERATION.
I am the creator of UoP (Universes of Prowen), and am currently developing it. See my journals and gallery for more info.
I am the creator of The Vore Disease Tri-series. A Tri-series is a book series that takes one story or universe, and takes three different approaches or POVs, and writes a series of books from that perspective. The three series are:
-The Vore War - Dark, with very occasional hard vore, and lots of fatal vore - The Reasons behind the events of the other two stories.
- The Vore Disease - Both light and dark. The main series, with no hard vore, and only occasional fatal vore. - The War itself,
- Vorefest - The Light. The post series, with almost no mention of hard vore, and the only fatal vore is talk of previous events from characters. - After the war, plus repercussions of it.

I am not single, I am married to my Lovely Skunk, Charlie. Don't ask who they are irl, I won't tell you. No, you won't find them on this site.

I WILL RP, HOWEVER, I may have periods of time where I don't update, normally coming back suddenly. I prefer to do only one or two RPs at a time, and MUCH prefer people who are either A) Incredibly open minded, or B) Who are descriptive and put thought into their posts and their world. Both would be magnificent.
Current RP Status: Taken (May do 1 more)

I AM A GAMER FUR!
I AM A GAMER VOREAPHILE!
I CANNOT DRAW FOR THE LIFE OF ME!
I WILL GLADLY ACCEPT PEOPLE MAKING PICTURES FOR ME! IN FACT, THAT WOULD PROBABLY MAKE MY DAY!
I NO LONGER KNOW WHY I AM USING CAPS!
PLEASE HELP ME. I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP.