This looked fun so i'll try the names journal

Here gose nothing XD

1 . YOUR (not so) REAL NAME:
Conrad

2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Conizzle

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Detective Red Wolf

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Undco

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Black Red Pepsi O_o that sounds like a flavour XD

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Olstnyund, bloody hell my tougue is bending itself from trying to pronounce it XP

7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle names)
Mom doesn't have a last name so my name would only be Bror

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
I'm so sad now because I don't have a pet (runs after the razors in the restroom) XD