YOINKED from  asuraludu

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?

Well, maybe not sex, but I would love to get to hang out with them IRL.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

Yes.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?

Couches are comfier IMHO.

4. Do you masturbate?

Yes.

5. How often? Lately?

Once every other day.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

No.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?

I find showers to be very relaxing

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?

Not the bath per se, But Ive managed to do it in one of those small backyard pools

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?

If you say no you are a liar

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

Its more fun When your partner is playful

11. Do you love someone on your watch list?

Not really...

12. Do you know all the people on your watch list?

There are too many too know.:P

13. Would you choose love or money?

Yes.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?

Power Bottoming, Rough Sex and Coulrophilia.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?

Thankfully no.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?

On the beach.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

In the woods

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?

Yeah. Remember kiddies, make absolutely sure the folks will be away for a while before bringing you high school sweetheart home for a “bit o' honey”, if you know what I mean.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?

No, But I have been to a brothel...

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?

On occasion but only just.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?

Not yet.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?

I really don't go for the bar scene..

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?

Yes.

24. What's your sexual preference?

Even though I'm Bi and have always greatly preferred the company of Men(although Women are mighty fine too), I'd honestly just be happy to be with someone I can relate to and is both caring and open-minded.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?

I used the old popcorn bucket trick.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?

Home: More than once.

Public: Only once.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?

Not really "At Work" if it's in the back lot on your day off, is it?

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store

Only a handful, sadly...

29. Bought something from an adult store?

Toys, condoms, cigars, lube and a bitchin' hookah.

30. Do you own any sex toys?

Only a few.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?

A scant handful of dildos. I'm far too poor for any of the fancier toys.:(

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

Met a muscular bear for a one-night stand who was into chubbies, so I let him take a picture of me as a parting gift.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

Had a girl call me Willard during sex.

Needless to say, the rest of the night was awkward...

34. Have you ever had phone sex?

Phone sex sucks.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?

On a few occasions.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?

Yeah, and it's pretty hot.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?

Men: Doggy Style Position(Receiving)

Women: Suspended Congress Position(Giving)

Both: Missionary Position(Giving & Receiving)

38. What's your favorite sex act?

Men: Fellatio(Receiving)

Women: Cunnilingus(Giving)

Both: Rimming(Giving & Receiving)

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

Not yet, but I hope to one day.

40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?

Anyone else who wants to give it a whirl?