I DON'T TAKE COMMISSIONS! I can't draw that good, and would never pay myself for work that lacks as much technical skill as I do. To make a comparison, I love karaoke, but would never accept a paying gig as a singer.

I DON'T TAKE REQUESTS! I have bad experience of them in general; they are generally made by people who happens to partially share one of my fetishes to and think I'll be OK with drawing any art remotely connected to it for free. To make things easier, I don't accept requests.

I DO MAKE FANART AND STUFF FOR FRIENDS! I never use anyone's character in art without their outright permission. If you're my friend, you'll learn it. Writing a polite letter saying you "love my art" doesn't make you my friend, it does at best make you a very nice person and at worst a flatterer hoping for free stuff.

I DO ROLEPLAY! However, I have certain standards, and like to talk about it first to see if we're similar enough in our tastes that I find the whole thing interesting. Send me a note. I've been burned by idiots, rude people and outright sexual harassment when I've roleplayed before, so I'm very careful.