I like to draw big butts and illustrate particularly ample phalluses for fun. I also like doing it for others in exchange for money payment.

I'm currently accepting commissions! Every little bit helps, so feel free to get something from me if you enjoy my work.

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Still Commissions
Current Status: CLOSED; VIPs and FRIENDS ONLY
Following prices are per-character:
- Rough Sketch: $10
- Cleaned Line Art: $20
- Flat Colours: $30
- Shaded Colours: $40
- Reference Sheet: $50 (always flat coloured)
- Alternative Edits (Alts): +$10 per edit

Animated Commissions
Current Status: CLOSED; VIPs and FRIENDS ONLY
Animated commissions require a fixed down payment at the start. This initial payment is for the art itself. On completion of the piece, I will request a variable work fee based on how much work was put into the piece, and how much fun I had making it. I ask that you go in understanding the price can become high, but that I make an effort not to deliberately gouge peoples' wallets. Until I'm paid the work fee, you will receive a cropped and/or heavily watermarked GIF of the animation. On receipt of payment, you'll be given a full-resolution APNG file, without crops or watermarks.
- Clean Lines: $150 Down
- Flat Colours: $200 Down
NOTES:
- These prices are for one-to-two characters. Three or more characters will warrant a higher down payment.
- Due to the insane effort these require, as well as my relative inexperience due to being self-taught, they will take a while to complete.