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Traditional Artist | Registered: December 25, 2008 11:38:09 AM
Cowboy. Had a little sheep.
Cowboy had a Marlin
his wife would weep
and rue the day
she allowed the town to arm him.
I'm ah... Pretty territorial. So if you're gonna be an animal, be a goddamn animal. Lick your dog's butt twice a day.
Pee perimeter.
Cowboy had a Marlin
his wife would weep
and rue the day
she allowed the town to arm him.
I'm ah... Pretty territorial. So if you're gonna be an animal, be a goddamn animal. Lick your dog's butt twice a day.
Pee perimeter.
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Black Bear
15 years ago
Was tooling around the house lookin for berries for about half an hour. I came down the front walk and ended up about ten feet from mister bramble knickers. He was having a wee.
Both of us, the bear and myself turned tail and ran in opposite directions. Later, I huddled on the porch around a cup of tea, seemingly nonchalantly; watching this black bear fart around the yard. He is deaf to the horses hysterical snorts and the dog's frantic scratching, yelping, whining please play with me. He does not want to play with anyone but the bumblebees.
Both of us, the bear and myself turned tail and ran in opposite directions. Later, I huddled on the porch around a cup of tea, seemingly nonchalantly; watching this black bear fart around the yard. He is deaf to the horses hysterical snorts and the dog's frantic scratching, yelping, whining please play with me. He does not want to play with anyone but the bumblebees.
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