I am everything that is wrong with the fandom, except for being into torture and rape. I have SOME standards. I'm also not that insane, I just don't like bullshit. I make mostly fapfics including characters from cartoons and such. Why do I do this? There is no rational answer, unless you count boredom or wanting to share my sexual fantasies in hopes of not being alone. I consider myself a decent writer, so I hope you enjoy the useless porn stories I pump out. I hope they help you relieve some sexual frustration, whether male or female. I'm gay, so sorry ladies, this ass is reserved for sexy male micros to be shoved up into it. As you can also see, I don't use the emoticons. I don't have anything against them, I just don't use them. I'll also be writing journals that absolutely no one will read where I share my thoughts on stuff.

Please, please, please don't be scared off by the first paragraph. I'm actually a decent person, and I like to get to meet new people. I'm not going to say no if you ask to chat. A word of warning, I do feel passionate about some stuff, so I do tend to rant. I also really fucking love cursing, it's almost like a fetish. There isn't a whole lot only because I tend not to curse in writing unless speaking to someone. Also, if you try to add me on MSN, let me know who you are by a note on here so I know who I'm adding. Otherwise, I will reject it. If I accidentally reject it, which is bound to happen if someone randomly does want to talk to me, I apologize in advance, and again, just be sure to let me know on FA.

For RPs, I have a character named Mesmer, a purple fox who wears mostly anything I feel like making him wear, mostly baggy pants or shorts with a t-shirt. I'm 50/50 macro and micro, so I don't really give a damn which one I play. Another word of warning, I get bored doing the same thing over and over, so if I'm macro too often, then I'll want to play micro, and vice-versa. Before I RP with anyone, I want to take about an hour or two, get to know you and you get to know me to see if it will work out. I'm an open person, so I try to get along with as many people as possible, but no one gets along with everyone.

Once I get some stuff set up, I'll show my YouTube username on here for rants and other shit I may end up posting that will mostly be me talking on and on about stuff I do not know about. I don't think anyone here really cares, but I like to share my opinions, and listen to others, so that may be a good way of doing that.

WILL:
Pokemon, Digimon, Stitch, Felix the Cat, Sonic, StarFox, Donkey Kong, Khajiit from Skyrim, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Max, Spyro, Bolt

WON'T:
Sly Cooper, anything Disney (excluding Bolt), Looney Tunes, WoW

FETISHES:
macro/micro, soft vore, cock vore, feet, musk, fantasy, piss, mild scat

FETISHES THAT WILL NEVER APPEAR:
guro, blood/death, rape, sadism/masochism, tentacles, realism, hyper, scat torture, watersports torture

I will add to these lists if they become relevant

POINTLESS WARNING: None of these stories are canon, or have any real relevance to where they come from. They won't be totally non-canon, but come on, these are porn stories. As long as they have cocks, who cares?

POINTLESS NOTE: Damn, I got way into this, and it is 4:10AM. I like how I assume people will actually care about any of this since it isn't a drawing, and they actually have to read, which involves using actual brainpower. I guess I shouldn't mock anyone about that though, I have a few books that I still need to read that I've been too lazy to.