I felt the profile questions were disturbingly similar to DA as well as being painfully boring so...

Favorite Pornstar: Sofia Valentine (that girl is nasty)
Favorite Junkfood: The elusive Habanero Doritos paired with Yoohoo. (I know, I have a problem) Or maybe the scary hot ramen that costs $2 a pack at the asian grocery.
Favorite Perversion: Chicks with dicks? Sure. Drawings of chicks with dicks, most definitely.
Fad Perv: Feet at the moment, tomorrow, who knows?
DOC: LSD (haven't done it in 5? years, but still, loved it when I did)
Favorite thing other than porn: My friends.
Favorite FA Artist: kosmikophobia, she rocks, makes me wish I was green.
Favorite HF Artist: Sigh...Dmitrys. (I know)
How many hours of sleep do you get: 8 or I'm useless.
Have you ever been in love: Yes, but the older I get the worse I get at it.
Favorite TV Shows: House, The Office, Chuck, 1st 2 seasons of Dexter ("Surprise Motherf***er!"), BSG (up til the "final 5", that shit was retarded)
Favorite place: A certain foreign country that is not an island but is split in two. So sad.
Favorite Ice Cream Flava: Mint Choc Chip. Of course.
If you were emperor of the world: All bikinis would be see-thru. Not clear, just a really thin material. But then...I don't even go to beach, so I guess that would be for the little people to enjoy. The ones that go to the beach.
Do you despise DA: Why yes, yes I do. I mean, why does it have to peg out my processor just to visit the website? That makes me never want to visit. And audio ads? Why not just shoot me?

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