THIS CREATURE-

-won't draw any gay porn*
-also understands German and Russian, but won't write in the latter, due to inappropiate keyboard and crappy language knowledge
-has a doctor's degree now
-loves spiders way too much
-enjoys the really weird stuff
-still won't draw gay porn

For the real deal, visit my DA page. DA sucks donkey balls after Ewwclipse happened. The only thing you will find there I don't post on FA is an exobiology project, but that's all.

Regarding getting art from me
-Commissions: With PayFail's utterly terrible privacy and its alternatives being barely better, I prefer not to receive any money over the internet at all if the alternative is my personal information being flopped into everyone's face like an exhibitionist's dick. If art trades are out of the question for you, I can offer you to pay a different artist to do stuff for me and me doing stuff for you of an equivalent quality (or alternatively, make quality up with quantity, if you want multiple drawings of little effort or the artist to commission is out of my skill league).
-Trades: Yes, ask away.
-Requests: Only for friends. Otherwise, they will be treated as suggestions and only done if I find the subject interesting enough.

*This is here to spare anyone from disappointment when asking for art from me or sifting through my gallery in hope to find any. I simply don't enjoy drawing it.

Other places to find me:
-Archive of Our Own: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Ramul
-e621 tag: https://e621.net/post/index/1/ramul