Opening up comms! Prices are ten dollars a page with a three page minimum. I can write canon or OCs, in whatever scenario you'd like, however impossible or crossover-y. In the same way that the Rule of Cool and Rule of Funny exist (over on TVTropes, try a Google), I believe in the Rule of Kinky. If it's kinky/fun to the reader, we don't need to worry about explaining it.

Why is everyone in most of my stories flexible/elastic to the level of Elastigirl? Because it's kinky. How did this random canon and this random canon end up in a bar/nightclub/blind date together? Because it's fun. I'll exposit all you want if you want me too, but I try not to worry about those little bits of Fridge Logic, so you don't have to if you don't want to.

I'm comfortable with most stuff except for scat and hard gore. I can write romance, noncon, dubcon, hook ups, whatever, most kinks from BDSM to foot fetishism, various sorts of sexual depravity and delight. As well, I've played around with various kinds of transformation, and I'm very open to trying new things. I'm happy to write vore, though no graphic digestion or disposal, though absorption isn't off the table. I don't have much experience with anthropomorphic characters, but I'm happy to practice and toy around with various species and varieties. No bestiality, but I'd be open to writing something with a sentient feral, based on the story.