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bawbag | Registered: Feb 19, 2025 09:58
oh hello darlings!
welcome to my lair....not that i'm some sort of animal....or maybe i am....(rizz)
gay furry from fortnite
(profile under development because i dont use this hellsite at all)
divorced dad of two little creatures
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cunty bisexual Azerbaijani queen
former boss of the chicago outfit
day/dem
you gotta say the pronouns like an old eye-talian mobster for it to really work please do this for me i don't ask for much
i really don't know how much more you can really put in this that's crazy
Nordberg - OJ Simpson
if you think about it we really are just air conditioners, we condition the air hot, they condition it cold, it's symbiotic, no?
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maritime enthusiast, i guess you could call me OARtistic!! ahaha haha do any of you guys get it please let me know
i miss my wife (uss oriskany)
my entire personality is based off of high school musical and high school musical 2
save ferris
tony hawk-tuah haha
reyna was filmed on location in Pierre, South Dakota
my parents split at a very young age and it really messed me up yknow? i don't think a kid should be subjected to that dude
lover of my truck and 3 beers
hey son...
would you like a catch...
unethical non-monogamous monarch
35th President of the United States of America
professional discord kitten
gender non conforming wife of meow skulls
i'm writing too much about myself, let's talk about you :3
how are you doing :3 i love you kitten~ :3
*smacks you with a shoe* haii :3 *smacks you with a shoe* :3 haiiii
i do a really good squidward impression you guys should ask me to do it
thinking about it i do really good impressions all around i think i could make some money off of this
you can hire me for birthdays and parties for the low price of $20 bucks an hour
i also do more but that's gonna cost you a sixer
im going to kill my husband
we're not married yet but it's more dramatic if i call him my husband
pfp by YOUR MOM
tree
google frotting 2 for more information
my phone number: 420-911-6969
that above was REALLY funny
again you can hire me for birthdays and parties but it'll cost you double this time because i'm doing both impressions AND comedy
"Hey Dad, do you wanna have a catch" - not my son
My two little creatures - Throckmorton and Quasar
i fucking wish FA had music like myspace did because i would totally have that star wars music playing whilst you scrolled
40.8067811, -73.9662706
I've had a revelation since starting this bio, I now use She/They, thank you!
Loud and proud clopper
about me :3
Reyna!
25 - they/them - aussie heeler/bat :3
sending you love from seattle!!
^^FUCKING STUPID BULLSHIT WE NEED THIS BIO BUT BADASS
ABOUT MEEEE >:3
REYNA!!!!!
25 - THEY/THEM - OZZY HEELER/BAT
SENDING GAINS AND BADASSNESS FROM SEATTLE
my biscoff brownie recipe
160g butter - either salted or unsalted whatever you like
200g biscoff spread - add more if you want thicker and gooier, keep at 200 if you want a nice balance between biscoff taste and brownie taste
2 eggs (hi cam)
150g white sugar
150g brown sugar
2 tsp vanilla extract
Β½ tsp salt
90g flour
65g cocoa powder
varying amount of biscoff brownies on top
first off spread the biscoff spread in a line brownie pan, either 8 or 9 inches, i prefer 8 for the biscoff but a 9 inch pan for the brownies
place the biscoff spread in the freezer for around an hour
melt butter and leave to cool
mix flour, cocoa powder and salt
mix sugars
once cooled pour butter into a large mixing bowl
pour the sugars into the butter and mix until clumpy
add eggs and vanilla extract, mix until combined
add the dry ingredients and mix - you can also add crumbled biscoff cookies into the mix at this point but totally optional!! you do you bestie!!
pour half the mix into the pan, then add the frozen biscoff layer and then top with remaining brownie mix, place biscoff cookies on top of mix
heat oven to 175 celcius or 350 fahrenheit and cook for 35-40 minutes
bonejaw~
aspiring cancelled popufur
i really can't get over this fucking having a catch with your dad thing it's my favourite thing at the moment
i've actually visited EVERYWHERE where they filmed field of dreams it's my autistic thing i guess and wouldn't you know the last words of the film
it's "Hey,dad? You want to have a catch?" "I'd like that"
not even sure where i was going with this
if you're still reading this and you have my telegram message me saying "*holds up spork and points to ur invader zim t shirt* FAGGOT"
commissioned - simultaneously closed and open
thought i ran out of space there god damn
lover of truk and my 2 remaining beers
yaoi
my onlyfans
they/them again btw
we're also nearly done
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some bat or some shit blue dog? idk
Favorite Music
divorced dad playlist
Favorite TV Shows & Movies
i liked the bit in pacific rim when the jaegers realised they were furries and they started kissing the kaiju and they got really intimate and shit
Favorite Games
fortnite 2 (it's not out yet but i know it's gonna be the best game of all time)
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on a seat or something probably
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men
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also men
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"My greatest asset is my ego" - Michael Irvin
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you!!! *pulls you in for a big long smooch* owo