My mate told meh to do this, so I am.

[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[X] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[X ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: Three

[ X] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car
[x] you like when people pet your head
[X ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: Six

[X] you sleep a lot during daytime
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[X ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ X] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[+] milk or water is your favourite drink (No, but I quite enjoy it)
Total: three and a half

[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[x] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[X ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: four

[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[ ] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: four

[x] you have your favourite spot beside your bed where you like to sleep
[X ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes into the house
[X] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ X] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: Six

[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to yourself as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[X] you look for edible stuff often
Total: three

[What, I have a window!?] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[X ] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[x] people think you act like a pet
[X ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[+ ] you like to eat grass (leaves, but still, whatever)
[X] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Five

Total score: over 9000.