I NEED TO STAY AWAKE FOR THE NEXT 20 MINUTES SO HERE WE GO

Where are you staying?
the hi-hat

What day are you getting there?
oh wow who the fuck knows

Who will you be with?
your mother

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
anyone except your mother. I wouldn't want her to think we're forming a connection.

Are there any panels you might be attending?
ahahahaha that's cute

Will you be suiting?
not unless someone is kind enough to lend me theirs (so, the usual)

Do you do free art?
if you want stick figures and poorly done dicks

Do you do trades?
sure, if I bring any of my supplies, sometimes I make poptab jewelry in exchange for stuff

Do you do badges?
STICK FIGURES AND DIX

Do you do commissions?
not art -winks a LOT-

What is your gender?
my gender is fuck you

How tall are you?
not tall enough to be scary when I wanna be

Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Liam Neeson is coming after me

Can I talk to you?
yeah probably if you don't mind me staring anywhere but at you and looking really uncomfortable (I do this to friends and strangers alike)

Can I touch you?
no no no no no no no no no no no no no
love me from a comfortable distance plz

How can I find you?
1. find out where all the cool kids go
2. go to the darkest emptiest corner of the room there to find me

Can I visit your room?
idk I tend to not invite people back to rooms since I'm usually sharing with a bunch of people so

Can I buy you drinks?
who "buys" drinks at a con? I will drink with you

Can I give you stuff?
and for real, who's gonna say no to this, like?

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
hugs n snugs are reserved for VIPs only, thank

Are you nice?
negative, I am a meat popsicle and therefore incapable of the state of being known as "nice"
(actually that's not true I'm nice to a fault pretty much all the time)

How long are you going?
fuck if I know

Do you have an artist table?
ONLY THE ONE IN MY PANTS (what)

Will you be going to parties?
GOSH GEE I HOPE SO, DO YU THIN K THERE WILL BE ANY FUN PARTY GAMSE

Will you be performing?
my famous lawn chair handcuff dance, to the sound of ice tea being stirred

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Talking To Me Like A Human Being/Pretend Animal and Not Being Creepy

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
sleeping, eating, hiding and waiting

What/where will you be eating?
WHAT AM I SOME KIND OF PSYCHIC i DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS CRAP

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
if I know you probably

Can I look in your sketchbook?
yes yes you can -makes 'opening' gestures in the air-

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
if by my sketchbook you mean my stupid face and by draw you mean punch then okay

Can I take your picture?
waaauhhhh I take awful picutres asfalsfhasdghasfjadgladsf

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
NO DRUGS NO LAMES AND NO PUKEY TOILETS YEAHUH
for real though I got goals and I ain't tellin' you shit


wow that took almost exactly 20 minutes well cool bye