This is a true story. Though that may have been twice the amount since I'm coming off the DT's with 3-4 nights of no sleep and also saw a flying Jeep and a Dodge Viper in a tree. I thought I was hallucinating it because a) they were camouflaged and b) I know there wasn't really a flying Jeep. but then I saw one in a tree right outside my window. He seemed to disappear when I went onto the porch, but I notice he just hid in back and I'm like "YOU ARE REAL!"

I also saw a porno in shadows but I think that was real too, since the reflection from a porch changed as the sun moved. This makes me question the stability of these people. I think the lady upstairs thinks I'm running a meth lab or something because of the 200+ chemicals I have stashed away in there, but there is a legitimate reason -- I assure you. And I talked to two cops about this already.

They were still watching me from a tree just now so I closed the blinds and played Primus -- Nature Boy. Loudly.

Haha they are pissed too; I think they might be talking to someone now.

PFFFFT - haha