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Writer | Registered: August 6, 2013 11:53:55 AM
As no one reads long blocks of text, I'll keep this short and sweet. I'm a programmer and an artist, but my true passion lies within the written word. You'll only see my short stories in my gallery as I'm saving my longer works for publication. I recently finished my second novel, and I'm currently editing it.
Well, that's enough about me. Feel free to hit me up with a comment/shout/note. I'm quite a chatterbox.
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Well, that's enough about me. Feel free to hit me up with a comment/shout/note. I'm quite a chatterbox.
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Whey Protein: Not Even Pigs like it (G)
12 years ago
There are many terrible foods out there: spinach, brussels sprouts, spaghetti. But the worst offender is Whey Protein. It's like eating cat throw-up with a side of toothpaste.
It's no wonder for millions of years humans discarded it while making cheese. But some recent entrepreneur got the idea to sell this product. (And I wondered why their name rhymes with manure) Now anyone who wants to get big muscles has to have whey protein. Sure, it's ridiculously high in protein, but is it worth having your stomach pumped every time you drink it? Or your taste buds violated to the point they'd rather burn then take another sip?
It's no wonder for millions of years humans discarded it while making cheese. But some recent entrepreneur got the idea to sell this product. (And I wondered why their name rhymes with manure) Now anyone who wants to get big muscles has to have whey protein. Sure, it's ridiculously high in protein, but is it worth having your stomach pumped every time you drink it? Or your taste buds violated to the point they'd rather burn then take another sip?
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