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Joke of the day!
6 years ago
This is in old Victorian England.
A gentleman is walking behind his wife. He looks at her rear and says, "I say, your bottom looks that of an old broken down washing machine!" The wife of course is a little miffed, but she brushes it off and carries on home with her husband.
Later That evening, the husband is feeling rather randy and wants to have a go at it with his wife. The wife says, "I'm sorry, but the washer has broken down, you'll have to wash the clothes by hand!"
A gentleman is walking behind his wife. He looks at her rear and says, "I say, your bottom looks that of an old broken down washing machine!" The wife of course is a little miffed, but she brushes it off and carries on home with her husband.
Later That evening, the husband is feeling rather randy and wants to have a go at it with his wife. The wife says, "I'm sorry, but the washer has broken down, you'll have to wash the clothes by hand!"
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