Honestly, I'm just typing nonsense right now. Every word of this journal is being written to make my parents think I'm doing some important work while I'm visiting them for my birthday. I tend to do this stuff all the time while I'm visiting. They never question what I'm doing when I put on the "I'm working" face on and get real quite. It's nice because they stop asking questions about my personal life, those annoying ones like "So are you a yiffer? I mean I won't be upset if you are but..." or "Do you have a girlfriend yet? no? It's those ponies. It's driving all the ladies away.".

Questions get really annoying so I try to avoid them as much as possible. Worse yet, unless I'm avoiding them they don't stop. My parents even pause movies and TV shows to start asking me these things. Seriously I'm just a normal dude that likes these fantasy stories. I'm not out here doing out of the ordinary things, I'm as straight forward as they come. I'm a classic kind of dude.

Regardless of my out of the ordinary interests, I'm a classic heterosexual male interested in an equal partner relationship. All of my sexual needs are based on a shared interest and emotional attachment. In short, if you want me in bed, it's gotta mean something. I'm rather consistent too, I don't have the need to explore various kinks unless my partner likes it.

Call me boring, but I think it's a pretty simple way to live and there's nothing more complex than a simple kind of man/woman. I honestly think it's kind of funny how people are always trying to find out facts about me that don't exist. They think I'm so hard to read because they have become so used to the complex personalities that flood the world today. In the end, I'm so simple, so ordinary that I'm complex and extraordinary.

To sum it all up, if you want to be mysterious and complex just be simple. Not even your parents will understand you.

You know, I think I'm happy about it. Let my parents keep asking annoying questions. Lets see how long it takes them to figure out a puzzle with extra pieces.