A) What is your pre-battle speech?
"Let's do this! LEEROOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIINS!"

<Start swinging my sword and ballsack around, end up chopping off my nuts, but because of the wizard's random spell, am happy about it.>

Run - "And bring me candy next time, goddamnit!"

Kneel - "Hugz tiem nao?"

Fight - "Silly bitch, do you not know who I *am*? I'm the jugganot, bitch!"

B) Where does the battle take place?
The rusted and partially-melted ruins of the Eiffel Tower, which has oddly enough been transported foundation and all to Fort Worth, Texas.

C) What is the battle theme song
Yakkety Sax, 'cause the heroes are all a joke.

D) Wining Quote
"You all know what time it is." <Drops trou and gets out the peanut butter.>

Losing
"No mas! No mas!"

E) How did it come to this?
'Cause I got elected President for Life of Left Noob, Canada, and instated a Mandatory Free Beer For Absolutely Everyone, No Exceptions bill. Said bill resulted in more parties, keggers, drunken fights between friends, and illicit pregancies than any bash in the history of them. Elderly Amercian Prohibitionists retaliate.