Let's see if I can make something workable.

Hmm...

Well, for starters, you can just call me Slime, or Slimey. Don't call me slimy or I might get offended.

I am an author... 4 books so far, none published. Plenty of short stories. Scads of short stories. Some of them might go up here sooner or later if a kind soul would take the time to whack me upside the head and remind me that I need feedback /other/ than me saying that it sucks. *cough*

I am also a poet! And I'll probably put more poetry up here than stories, but, ah well. You'll all just have to deal with it, I guess.

Lessee... what else do I put here... ah yes. I am a faithful Christian! *hides behind blast shield* Ahahahaha! I love Jesus and there's nothing you can do about it!

That reminds me, it saddens me that there's no "favorite book section" in that favorites list over there. If you're still reading this, it probably means that you have some interest in knowing who I am and that, therefore, gives me the right to bore you with some of my favorite books. These include the Bible, CS Lewis' "Outer Space Trilogy" (Out of the Silent Planet, Perelandra, and That Hideous Strength), Dean Koontz' "Breathless" (I have a soft spot for that guy, really like his work), the Harry Potter Series, some of the Redwall books, hmm... others too, I'm sure.

I seem to have run out of things to say, except to describe my fursona. I am a shapeshifter incapable of changing size of my own will - that is, if I want to get bigger, I need more substance, and if I want to get smaller, then I have to store all that extra goo somewhere. The substance itself is electric blue, by the way... but I'm usually not amorphous, I usually have some sort of shape, and I have a list of things I usually am. All of them are male or genderless, none of them human... I'm quirky that way, I don't like going to different genders. Send a note to me and I'll bore you with the details sometime.

I think that's everything. Have a nice day.