Long time lurker. H*rny too strong. Don't tell anyone I'm here.
So, you're reading my profile. Shocking. But don't worry, I love you for it. You're a sweetheart. Too kind.

[ She / They | Bi or pan or w/e | Hopefully a Friend :^) ]

Am I an artist? Yes. Hopefully I'll post some doodles here. It'll be our secret. But no commissions, no requests, nothing. Only doodles when I feel like it. Thank you for your cooperation, you magnificent fella.

Do I roleplay? Yes. A lot. But I don't do a lot of, y'know, this stuff. Most of it is non-erotic. I'm nervous around strangers, no surprise, but I'd be happy to become acquainted if you shoot me a note. We can talk nerd shit right away, like characters or... lore, or something, if that's your thing. Send peculiar memes to break the ice. A fair warning, I might be a little quiet when it comes to conversation—but I'd like to hope we can be content in one another's occasionally prolonged silence. I try to be quick if it comes down to roleplay or the like, however.

How am I today? Wonderful. Because of you. Thanks for asking. ✨ uwo ✨

Why am I hiding? Nobody wants to be caught in h*rny mode. Me? Especially so. You know what they do to people like me? They're gonna skin me alive. Mount my head as a trophy. Probably even make jokes that I have to awkwardly laugh at. A horrible fate. I fear making a Freudian slip in the middle of conversation and being found out, but until then, we're in clear skies. Sunshine and rainbows.

Do you know me from somewhere else? Nnnnnnah, nah, that's, hah, pfffff. me? nah. If you know me, you best keep those lips tight, buster. To everyone who knows me as nothing else but SneakyComputer, you're in the clear. We're friends. Best friends. Love you to death.


With that out of the way, let's get to the weird stuff.
This account is gonna contain fetish stuff. Probably nothing in my art, but favorites, maybe in writing some other places, absolutely. Definitely. This account was made 1000% for the weird stuff. Weirdos welcome. No judgements. Here's the list of sins. To summarize, definitely into smelly stuff and I've got a preference for femdom.

Thank you for visiting, have a wonderful day! uwu