No Minors | NSFW

Mona

Writer For Hire | Commissioner

30 | She/Her | Trans | Pansexual | Introverted

Timezone: BST

Commissions always Open

$10/1k words, 5k+ words a week

Slot 1: Anonymous (20k)
Slot 2:  Robutt98 (10k)
Slot 3: Anonymous (20k)
Slot 4:  Robutt98 (WIP Completion)
Slot 5: Anonymous (20k)

Hello!

Welcome to my weird little corner of the internet!
Here for all of your excruciating detail sexfight, rivalry and ass-to-ass needs.

Check out my
Patreon
Where you can Get Discounts on your Commissions and Plenty Besides
and my
Bluesky

Where you can get an unfiltered stream of my thoughts like a hypodermic syringe to the temple

Comments

Please! I'd love to hear your thoughts on my works; if it spoke to you, appealed to you, made you horny, I wanna know! Conversely, if you think I could improve, lemme know, I'm often open to meaningful criticism!

Fanart

Because it actually got asked recently: you are more than welcome to make fan-art of my characters, write about them, ship them with you own, SFW, NSFW, all good, but if you're doing a kink with them that I haven't written about myself, just ask me if it's ok with that particular character first, and thanks for even considering it!

A.I

I do not condone the training of Artificial Intelligence on my writings nor the images I commission, nor do I respect anyone who claims to be an artist and uses GenerativeAI for any of their work.

Ok, all that out of the way, I wanna create an old-timey, MSN early internet era profile where it's all a big jumble of things about me! Stuff I like! Things I've done, opinions I have!

My favourite bands! (and my top 3 albums from each!)
HIM
-1) Love Metal
-2) Razorblade Romance
-3) Venus Doom
The Rasmus
-1) Black Roses
-2) Dead Letters
-3) Hide from the Sun
Three Days Grace
-1) One-X
-2) Explosions
-3) Three Days Grace
The 69 Eyes
-1) Back in Blood
-2) Blessed Be
-3) Wasting the Dawn
The Pirates Charles
-1) Rise
-2) Invictus
-3) Conquer

I like to write poetry! And paint warhammer figurines! I play Orks and Necrons (yes yes filthy Xenos scum) I do also own an Admech Army but haven't started painting them, and Skaven for AoS/Old World too! Same issue XD

My favourite bideobames games of all time!
1) Dark Souls 2 (yes, TWO)
2) Darkest Dungeon 1&2
3) Age of Empires 2 (are we seeing the theme)
4) Sonic 2
5) Battle for Middle Earth 2 (how many twos are there)
6) Dungeon Keeper (oh look one that isn't a sequel)
7) Team Fortress 2 (back on the 2 Train)
8) Dead By Daylight (that is until DBD 2 comes out...)
9) Skyrim (kind of obligatory isn't it?)
10) FTL: Faster than Light

Some wacky things that I've done:
Been hit by a car going at 50mph without breaking a bone
Slept in a laundry basket
Laughed so hard I threw up through my nose (twice, in the company of the same dude)
Had a three way
Accidentally cycled 56 miles in a day (that's what you get for taking wrong turns and over-committing)
Studied the blade (for about a year, before slacking off for another seven)
Built a forge! Made three knives, then something inside caught fire, and despite putting it out, I never went in again

Also here are some [bad] jokes what I came up with (3 over thirty years is an average of 1 dad joke per 10 years)

Q: What would a torturer drink at his wedding?
A: Cham-pain!

Q: What do you call a monk who works at McDonalds?
A: A Friar

Q: Why did people think that the chef was tedious?
A: Because he made the charcuterie bored

And thus concludes my old timey early internet profile thing. Hope you enjoyed, and learned something about me.