RARARARAR!!!!

YEAH!

Okay so I hate dolphins...I really do.I dislike dolphins with a passion.

I am a bit of an idiot of my own right...I honestly can say without a doubt that I've done a LOT of stupid shit in my life.I remember I took my first date on a tour of WALMART...That's how bad it gets.

People I like are people that aren't fucking retarded.Not the derpy retarded.I LOVE those people.I mean the people that start all this shit over nothing.
YOU MAKE ME WANT TO PUNCH A SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED BEAR IN THE BUTT!

I'm actually really interested in buying art.If you do art..You should TOTALLY do a commission for me.

I'm not rich..But I hate when people over charge.Like some drawings..YEAH! They're worth the money.Some of you people have art that just blows my mind,but some people have art that just makes me laugh.
I like all art styles..But don't be a douche to me about not thinking your prices aren't fair...I mean honestly..If you do REALLY good I'll be more than happy to pay you more.
But if you draw really shitty can I pay you less?Negotiate with me guys.You're breaking my balls and my wallet.

Yeah I do write.I LOVE to write.If you want a story let me know.My motto is always "The first times free" ;D
Afterwards you have to pay me in friendship you freeloaders >:T

JK JK

I do write for friends.Not cause I want something,but cause I do genuinely want friends. xD
I'm not trying to get in everyone's pants.JESUS CHRIST LADIES AND GENTS!Put the god damn tazers away!

If you're looking for a fun derpy guy that just has the most WEIRDEST quirks.That's me.
But if you're one of those people that just keeps on being a downer..Please...Press ALT+F4

I don't draw all too well.As you can see,but I would be willing to learn if you're willing to teach.

Also if you want to add my msn..Just do it.Don't even bother asking.I'll ask you on msn your username.Not like it matters to me.I posted it cause I don't care who adds it.

And PLEASE...DON'T hassle me to get on more if I go away for awhile.My life doesn't revolve around a monitor.

I MADE THIS FOR YOU!!!