I stole it from  bob_buffalo


Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Why Did Matthew Need Dead Babies? (what?)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Matthew looks like one of those football guys with a 3 month pregnant belly.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Matthew says his ABCs.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Matthew wants to know why a girl is answering his friend's phone.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A. March 10, 2007 - Matthew (13) performs Bach's Italian Concerto, 3rd movement in a recital.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Matthew Hates pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Matthew asks, 'Is it time to re-introduce sound to the web?"

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Matthew goes to mynt!

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Matthew Likes to Hump.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: matthew eats sour patch kids

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Matthew wears an open-fronted frock dress over wide-legged pantalets edged with Swiss sticthing. (I wouldn't be surprsied if he turned out to be a transexual)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: Matthew was arrested for playing the bongos in his house while he was naked.