WHOA GUYS. Yup, that's right, it's commissions 2.0. BE EXCZITED. There's a z in there for extra super excitedness.

What are these mysterious new things, you ask? WELL. For one thing, there's a SUPER EXTRA NEW SEMESTER SPECIAL SALE where you can get a sketch from me for only $4. Not three dollars. Definitely not FIVE dollars. And the quality won't be shit! WHOO AREN'T YOU READY TO PAY ME YET

But whoooa! That's not all! There are also super cool marionettes and extra awesome sculptures, if you have more than four dollars you want to pay for cool shit like this! Wouldn't it be so cool to have one of your VERY OWN... lovingly crafted from my blood and tears. All of your friends would be so jealous that they would start dressing like you because their lives weren't cool enough. You would have to lock your doors and buy a dog because of all the death threats you would receive. But don't worry! There's also a beautifully designed and hugely expensive life insurance claim that comes with the sculpture/puppet, so when you are eventually killed by your jealous friends, your family will be rich and happy.

What do these marvelously wonderful things cost? I BET YOU WANT TO KNOW
Small marionette (6"): $20
Medium marionette (12"): $45
Large marionette (18"): $80

Small sculpture (2''): $15 with paint: $17
Medium sculpture (6"): $30 with paint: $40
Large sculpture (9"): $50 with paint $65
Bigger than that: $your soul. with paint: $your mother's soul also.

"BUT SUPERCRAB WHY ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE" you ask. Well, they are hellaspensive because it takes a long time to make them, the materials are ridiculously priced, and, as I said before, I BLEED INTO THEM TO MAKE THEM AWESOME. It's part of the deal I made with the Devil.


And what if you want just some normal stuff? Well, I ALREADY WROTE ABOUT THAT. WAY TO BE LATE. But just because I care so much about you here is the exact text of that journal, just so you don't have to click on stuff. I know how hard it can be to click on things.

Pencil Sketch: SUPER SPECIAL SALE $4
Lineart (one character): $10
Lineart (two characters): $15
Inked w/values(one character): $15
Inked w/values (two characters): $20
Pencil Sketch w/background: $15
Ink Sketch w/backround: $28
Ink Sketch w/background and values: $33

Ink and Colored Pencil: $22
Ink and Colored Pencil w/background: $29
Ink and Watercolor: $25
Ink and Watercolor w/background: $40


I have three slots for marionettes and two for sculptures (not that anyone has money for those right now)... BUT LIMITLESS SLOTS FOR FOUR DOLLA SKETCHES GET THOSE THEY ARE WORTH IT
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GO FORTH. GO FORTH AND SPEND MONEY TO FURTHER MY EDUCATION UNTIL I CAN REVERSE EVOLUTION AND CREATE A T-REX.