i once sucked off 42 men and 61 non binary people in one day. it was the day of my 19th birthday, i got a new shiny truck from my parents and drove it into town. at the local gay bar (it is called dan's dick dungeon) i started snorting coke with my friend jimmy. we did so much coke that at some point i thought my cock had inverted and looked like a prolapsed anus, but it turned out i was just on a lot of coke. then i got my balls pierced by a guy in the bathroom, i think his name was steve or something? i didnt ask him to do it but luckily i had been thinking of getting my balls pierced so it was a win win situation. me and steve then proceeded to start sucking off every guy and non binary person in the bar, and it was great.

after we sucked everyone off, steve asked me if i wanted another bump of coke, to which i replied, "of course steve, you know how much i love coke" so we did more coke, then steve asked me if i wanted to put the coke up my asshole, so we filled a cumtube dildo with coke (steve just so happened to have one) and started putting coke up my ass, but i think the coke was mixed with some thc oil and it made me start to develop schizophrenia, and i have been mentally unwell ever since.