Hi! :D

I'm Teapples~ (as if you couldn't read the name when you clicked on it..)

I write things, mostly dragon smut. I even think I'm getting better at it!

I can write a mean story (apparently,) but I'm totally at a loss for a biography. I mean, I'm so new I DON'T REALLY EVEN HAVE ONE. I can't just be like "Sup, I'm Teapples, bitch! Come at me." I can just say a few amusing comments, and tell everybody about stuff I like.

- Pears are delicious. Seriously. A-freakin-mazing. Cherries are good too.. ;) Watermelon? FUCK YEAH!

- Dragons are sexy as hell. (So are dolphins.. hydrodynamically optimized curves for the win! :D Okay, so are gryphons, too soft.. Hmm, I wouldn't mind a big cat, either.. Shit, too far!)

Anyway, what else should I say? I don't know, I'm not much of a writer.

That being said, thanks for reading my stories. Comments, questions, hatemail? Shoot me a PM!