Stole it from boss_snikrot

Use this pkmn generator http://www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/index.php
(leave everything as it is hit "Generate" then hit back and repeat for each number. Thus giving you a random pokemon)


1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
#158 - Totodile (WOOT)

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
#11 - Metapod (REALLY?! A Matepod? I might as well ask the wall for a promotion...)

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
#504 - Patrat (oWo)

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
#432 - Purugly (just sit on me you fatass xDDD)

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
#382 - Kyogre (I win.)

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
#244 - Entei (FUCK YES I WIN AGAIN BITCHES!!!!)

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
#500 - Emboar (thank CELESTIA I broke up with him xD)

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
#33 - Nidorino (oWo)

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
#321 - Wailord (Oh. Dear. Sweet. CELESTIA)

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
#97 - Hypno (BITCH i already hated Hypno XD)

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
#337 - Lunatone (oWo)

12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
#69 - Bellsprout (dafuq.)

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
#15 - Beedrill (owwwwwwwwwwww)

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
#152 - Chikorita (NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU poor Chikorita :c)

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
#268 - Cascoon (a cucoon covered in boners... alright XD)

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
#86 - Seel (cool :3)

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
#217 - Ursaring (oWo....)

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
#480 - Uxie (dafuq...)

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
#402 - Kricketune (XD)

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
#121 - Starmie (That's just.... holy fuck...)

21. This pokemon represents you.
#358 - Chimecho (Ha, that actually fits XD)