Alternate account of for an idea I literally only just came up with the day this account was created ;3

The one purpose of this account is for submissions of a series of short "chapters" based entirely on randomness; a page or so of writing in the life of a poor sod who wakes up cursed to have just about everyone and everything want to fart around him or on him. The story will most likely make no sense but not even I will be able to predict what happens next...

The thing about this idea though is that it will involve audience participation for it to work out, and I hope that it does because I can (and hopefully will) have a lot of fun with this! The basic idea is that after I have finished my small spurt of writing there are four options that will dictate what I do next with the story, and you get to decide what those options are! Here's the catch however - those options are random words. No, I mean it; literally random words! They could by chance fit perfectly with how the story is going or you could wonder what the hell this could ever have to do with the story!

If the option is chosen though only I would have to work that out... ;3

Check below (featured story) for what I mean by this if its still unclear for you but I will stress again, this will not work if interest can't be drummed up which is why the first couple (or more) of these chapters will most likely be posted on my first account as well! I hope to eventually be comfortable enough to only post it on here :3

More points on this whole thing;

1) You will have two days to vote on which option you want me to work with! If there is a tie I will work both/all words in if possible.

2) There will be a Straw Poll at the end of each story to make voting easy. I won't be counting votes through comments like I had done before.

3) Like I said, this account is only for these interactive chapters so don't expect any watches or faves from here! I may respond to shouts however! Of course, all watches and faves will always be appreciated! <3

4) I'm aiming to upload every Wednesday, but if something gets in the way of that I will let you know!

Anything I've missed? Confused? Ask me a question however you can and I will try and clear it up! ^^