Hello allow me to introduce me self,I am The Most Interesting Man in the World
and here because you furries dare I say? are a interesting bunch.

things and info about me,
The police often question me, just because they find me interesting.

The Mayans prophecized my birth.

Even lucha libres remove their masks in my presence.

I once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.

I serves sizzling fajita platters barehanded.

I once buried a time capsule full of things that haven't happened yet.

I has been pronounced dead 7 times...make that 8.

My bear hugs are actually hugs I gives to bears.

I can't be bought, but my beard clippings have been know to show up on auction.

I has never lost a sock.

Sharks have a week dedicated to me.

When I visits a museum, I am allowed to touch the art.

If I disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.